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Mary Jean, 1st grade
Mary (Ketarkus) Brown's humor writing has appeared online, in print and on National Public Radio (NPR). A native of Racine, Wisconsin, this Midwest Woman lives near Chicago with her funny husband, Tom, who is also a guitar god.
Biggest fear: Nuns
Inspiration for Catholic Today greeting card: Her mother (who will never see it)
Religion: Coffee
Number of taxidermy classes since high school: Zero

Partial list of published humor:

Online:
"Decorating TV Guide"
"Have You Met My Cousin, Feng Shui?" America's Funniest Humor™ Showcase
"Top Three Reasons Celebrity Moms Rule"

In print:
"Taxidermy 101"- high school taxidermy class (Wisconsin Trails, Oct 2006)

On NPR:
"Nine Reasons to Wear a Holiday Sweater" - lameness of this garish fashion hell (Dec 2005, KMXT-FM)